In the ongoing battle of seduction tactics between the genders, a new secret weapon has emerged in the female’s arsenal of attraction techniques – Vajazzling.

Thanks to fellow blogger, Ferdinand, at In Mala Fide for tipping me off to this whole new vajazzled trend that is taking off.

So what the hell is this whole vajazzle thing all about? Well, to put it simply, it means to bedazzle one’s upper vaginal area to look like a sparkling disco ball.

Of course, the little jewels that you stick on, don’t actually go on the vagina itself but above it, in that area where there would normally be pubic hair. However, in this procedure, the pubes are waxed off like a Brazilian and little tiny rhinestones or Swarovski crystals, as they say, are stuck to the skin in various patterns.

You can see how the process works in the following video (NSFW):

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Vajazzled Vajayjay

Apparently, vajazzling has been around for awhile but it has only become recently popular when Jennifer Love Hewitt mentioned her own vajazzle experience in her book and on the George Lopez show, which you can see here:

In the video, Jennifer explains that she first tried vajazzling after having a really bad break-up and for some reason this particular act of beautifying her vaginal area made her feel better – huh, who would’ve thought?

Here’s my theory on why it made her feel better. You see, what’s the point of decorating a certain area of the body if you can’t show it off to someone? I can just imagine Hewitt walking into some swanky Hollywood party with her girlfriends, on the prowl for some hot young studly actors, fresh after a break-up.

“Oh hey there random vampire actor guy, want to see my sparkling vaginal art?” she says.

“Uhhh Yes…” says studly vampire actor guy

Then after a few statements of “oh that’s nice,” the young studly actor ravishes the shit out of her, and really, that’s what lifts her spirits up.

Vajazzling Is the New Tramp Stamp

Lets face it, the tramp stamp is sooo cliched these days that it’s no longer as attractive as it used to be in the clubbing days of old.

You’d see a hot young doe grazing the pasture of the dance floor, in low rise jeans and an extra small t-shirt, showing off the colorful tribal tattoo right above a tight round bottom. Bulls eye!

In my opinion, the vajazzle will replace the tramp stamp as the new attention grabber for the club going party girls, getting jewels placed in the exposed area of the lower tummy and slowly working their way down into the low-rise sunset…

I could even see this taking off big time in strip clubs, where such bedazzling jewels could be seen full blown in all their glory, reflecting all the colorful lights of your typical gentleman’s club.

So what do you guys and gals think of this? Any girls out there that have gotten this done? Please share your experience.

I was about to become an online rock star. The thoughts of fame were dancing in my head. Oh man, those Digg users won’t know what hit ‘em. I had been carefully planning my attack for weeks and was about to drop the bomb. The plan was meticulous and had many strategies in place for making the front page of Digg.

1. Write a list post having to do with my blogging niche about pick up artist and seduction topics.
2. Craft an eye catching, interesting, almost full proof headline.
3. Design the post so that it looks good with clear headings, pictures, and succinct summaries.
4. Place one of those nifty Digg buttons at the bottom of the post for convenience.
5. Download and install the WordPress Cache Plugin to increase the speed and number of pages that could be loaded.
6. Contact my hosting service to increase my bandwidth for the inevitable onslaught of Digg traffic.
7. Publish the post on the same day as VH1′s The Pick Up Artist series finale.
8. Submit to Digg.
9. Sit back and watch the traffic explode!

The plan, in my mind, was genius. My post, “25 World’s Greatest Pick Up Artists, was to be my finest piece of link bait. The one post that would sky rocket me from the D-list of blogging to the A-list. That one Monday morning when I hit the “publish” button would be my finest hour. It is now Wednesday and my post has only received 3 Diggs!

I’m beginning to feel ripped off. All that time working on that one post. All that time reading ProBlogger, Copyblogger and Marc’s Make Money Online blog. All that time wasted when I could have been out picking up chicks. Gone, and for what? Three lousy diggs.

My blog topped out at 1,000 unique visitors on Tuesday. This was mostly from Stumbleupon, which is nice, but the traffic from Digg….well, it’s abysmal. A far cry from the 100,000 visitors that deluded me for the past two weeks. What the hell went wrong?

You’d think all those geeks, nerds and weenies on Digg would have at least some interest in the world’s best pick-up artists. I’m sure that at least 80% of them aren’t getting laid. Why wouldn’t they be interested in learning how to improve their chances with the ladies?

Sure, some of the pick-up artists seem kind of sketchy and I don’t blame people for not believing in this stuff. Not to mention the whole morality debate of learning how to pick up women. You’d think the least they’d do is come to mock them, right?

Update – How to Increase Website Traffic

Since writing this post over a year ago, I’ve come to learn a heck of a lot more about Internet Marketing and the right way on how to increase one’s website traffic. The truth is, guys like Darren Rowse and John Chow are basically social bloggers and mostly receive social traffic. So, here’s the thing social traffic doesn’t make any money. I won’t get into any details because there are a number of good quality blogs, other than the A-List, that show you how to increase website traffic and make money online from the best kind of traffic of all – search engine traffic!

After almost a year of blogging, I have been asked to write a guest article for a popular newsletter. It is called FUEGO and is a weekly email for the classy, successful, busy man. Think of it as GQ or Esquire without all the advertisements and mid-life crisis stories.

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