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My Encounter with Jessica Biel

by Matt Savage on September 30, 2007

Jessica Biel ToplessImagine you’re standing in your favorite bar, waiting to order a drink and suddenly, out of nowhere, a gorgeous celebrity is standing right next to you. What would you do? Would you approach her? Would you talk to her? Would you seduce her?

Four Years Ago…

I am standing in one of the local college bars, sipping on a cheap generic beer and standing against the bar, closed off like a wall flower. It’s a typical Friday night, where I am just hoping to get lucky. I am an average frustrated chump. [click to continue...]

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How To Use Eye Seduction

by Matt Savage on September 20, 2007

John Wayne Cowboy StareShe’s a lone wolf. She’s sitting there on the bar-stool, by herself, just waiting for someone to talk to her. I’m standing five feet from her with my back against the bar. My body language is superb and I’m sure she notices. I catch her glancing over from the corner of my eye.

Lately, I’ve been focusing and practicing a lot on body language. After reading the book, The Definitive Book of Body Language, I’m realizing more and more how necessary it is to have this shit down. This is the stuff that really makes seducing a woman work. Forget about all those routines, that stuff is just to kill time while you are going through your courtship display. Non-verbal communication, especially with the eyes, is much more powerful in showing your attraction than any pick up artist line.

I’m leaned back in the cowboy stance. This consists of having my legs spread far apart, shoulders relaxed and thumbs tucked into the front pockets with the palms pointing at my crotch. Everything about my body screams sexual confidence. [click to continue...]

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Return of Sexy English Teacher

by Matt Savage on September 8, 2007

Sexy English TeacherStanding in the middle of the bar, throwing out my vibe, I glance over at one of the tables to see a sultry sexy woman staring back. It’s Sexy English Teacher. I’ve recently been seeing her around the neighborhood. We’ve been flirting each time we bump into each other but the encounters are not usually long enough to escalate things. Also, she is usually with another guy. The same is true for this night. There is another guy sitting with her.

While telling a story to another group of female friends I feel a hand slide over the back of my shoulders and down the side of my back. I turn my head to see English Teacher walking back to her table while glaring at me. I turn back to my group to resume conversation but it quickly tangents into a more scandalous thread.

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Fishing For Chicks

by Matt Savage on August 31, 2007

seduction fishing“Wow, what happened to this place? I don’t even recognize any of these people tonight?” I say to SuperCop

“Yea, it’s like this every year during this time. A whole new group of people moving into the neighborhood. They always swarm the local bars their first night in town. You know, to meet the neighbors, check out the night life, all that.” he says.

“Now that you mention it, I have noticed a lot of new cute girls walking around lately. Hmmm, interesting.” I say

“Yep. Fresh meat.” SuperCop says with a devilish grin

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Like Moths to a Flame

by Matt Savage on August 20, 2007

Flirting with Bartender Betty

Talking to Wingman Stick and SuperCop, I turn to the bar to order another round. I catch the eye of Bartender Betty, a cute young girl who just recently started working at the local pub. She’s so peppy and happy all the time, I can’t help be incredibly attracted to her. We have a good vibe whenever we chat. I’ve been telling her stories of my latest adventures. I think she’s intrigued and I definitely need to ask her out. The problem is how do I do that? I’ve never asked a bartender out before. Perhaps I’m over thinking this whole thing, perhaps I just need to straight out ask. Ok, next time I see her I’m taking the next step, whatever the outcome.

Drunken Cougar Attack

Leaving the pub on that same night. I’m chatting with a few women outside when another hot older women comes up behind me and starts groping me. I’m guessing she saw me in action earlier and was attracted.

She is putting her hand inside my shirt and feeling my abs. She keeps trying to whisper something in my ear but I can’t make out the words. I can smell booze on her breath. She’s polluted. Though it’d be fairly easy to pull this girl back to my place, it’d be totally wrong. I’m sorry, but seducing a sloppy drunk ass woman is not a sound seduction strategy not to mention the immorality of the whole thing. It is nice to know that I did somehow create a lot of attraction in this women for whatever that’s worth.

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair

Watching a live band in a small music club. There is a beautiful woman standing in front of me. She has the longest curly auburn hair I’ve ever seen. It goes all the way down to her perfect ass.

She turns around for a quick second and I am able to catch her eyes. With one quick smile and a seductive gaze she comes over to us. Wingman Stick jumps right in and asks some question about the band which she is more than delighted to talk about. I can barely get a word in. Eventually she goes back to watching the band, but every few minutes she looks over smiles at me.

At the end of the show, she begins walking past me while gazing into my eyes. Just as she walks by I hold my hand out. She gently places her hand on top of mine as are fingers slowly caress each others palms during the brief encounter. She continues walking away and is headed towards the band members. My two wingmen are stunned.

“Dude, GO GET HER!” one says

Ack! I know it looks weak to chase after a girl but shit, I had to do it.

I approach her while she is talking to the lead singer of the band. Oh man, how the hell am I supposed to compete with this guy. My strategy is to open the guy first, ignore the target, be-friend the obstacle and then somehow isolate Rapunzel (standard pick-up artist strategy).

“Oh hey man, that was a great show” I say

I have a quick conversation with the band leader. He’s a cool guy but it was very clear that he also wanted Rapunzel. I turn to her in an attempt to isolate.

“Hey, I saved a dance for you, lets go” I tell her as I hold out my hand.

“Ummm, no thanks. I’m going to stay here.” she replies

“Alright, good talking to you guys” I say, ejecting from the set.

I probably could have handled that better. Doh!

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