I reach into the back of my refrigerator and grab a small mysterious Tupperware container, no doubt it is leftovers from several Thanksgivings ago. I slowly crack open the lid to see a whole civilization of mold, spores and fungus. Ewww, that’s going straight into the garbage with the rest of the failed science experiments.
After a few hours of clearing old food items and scrubbing down the interior I finally have a sparkling refrigerator worthy of pimping like the video above. It looks practically new and I can’t help but stand in front of it, door fully open, wasting energy and basking in the soft light reflecting off the Corona bottles.
While many seduction gurus will have you believe that gaining confidence takes many years of trials and tribulations of self improvement, I believe that there are some short-cuts one can take to quickly hack your confidence to a higher state. One of those is cleaning your refrigerator.
Not only do I think cleaning your refrigerator will boost your confidence, but cleaning anything in your babe lair: bedroom, kitchen, living room and particularly the bathroom will work; though tidying up the whole place is optimal. All of this, including things like getting a new haircut or working on your style are all things that will help you feel good about yourself because now you are assured that things look good and are in order. This, after all, is the definition of confidence: assurance and freedom from doubt.
Of course, having a clean bachelor pad also helps to make any girl that comes over feel more comfortable in knowing that her hand won’t dissolve from some prehistoric acidic soy sauce while reaching into your refrigerator.