The Art of Vajazzling

In the ongoing battle of seduction tactics between the genders, a new secret weapon has emerged in the female’s arsenal of attraction techniques – Vajazzling.

Thanks to fellow blogger, Ferdinand, at In Mala Fide for tipping me off to this whole new vajazzled trend that is taking off.

So what the hell is this whole vajazzle thing all about? Well, to put it simply, it means to bedazzle one’s upper vaginal area to look like a sparkling disco ball.

Of course, the little jewels that you stick on, don’t actually go on the vagina itself but above it, in that area where there would normally be pubic hair. However, in this procedure, the pubes are waxed off like a Brazilian and little tiny rhinestones or Swarovski crystals, as they say, are stuck to the skin in various patterns.

You can see how the process works in the following video (NSFW):

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Vajazzled Vajayjay

Apparently, vajazzling has been around for awhile but it has only become recently popular when Jennifer Love Hewitt mentioned her own vajazzle experience in her book and on the George Lopez show, which you can see here:

In the video, Jennifer explains that she first tried vajazzling after having a really bad break-up and for some reason this particular act of beautifying her vaginal area made her feel better – huh, who would’ve thought?

Here’s my theory on why it made her feel better. You see, what’s the point of decorating a certain area of the body if you can’t show it off to someone? I can just imagine Hewitt walking into some swanky Hollywood party with her girlfriends, on the prowl for some hot young studly actors, fresh after a break-up.

“Oh hey there random vampire actor guy, want to see my sparkling vaginal art?” she says.

“Uhhh Yes…” says studly vampire actor guy

Then after a few statements of “oh that’s nice,” the young studly actor ravishes the shit out of her, and really, that’s what lifts her spirits up.

Vajazzling Is the New Tramp Stamp

Lets face it, the tramp stamp is sooo cliched these days that it’s no longer as attractive as it used to be in the clubbing days of old.

You’d see a hot young doe grazing the pasture of the dance floor, in low rise jeans and an extra small t-shirt, showing off the colorful tribal tattoo right above a tight round bottom. Bulls eye!

In my opinion, the vajazzle will replace the tramp stamp as the new attention grabber for the club going party girls, getting jewels placed in the exposed area of the lower tummy and slowly working their way down into the low-rise sunset…

I could even see this taking off big time in strip clubs, where such bedazzling jewels could be seen full blown in all their glory, reflecting all the colorful lights of your typical gentleman’s club.

So what do you guys and gals think of this? Any girls out there that have gotten this done? Please share your experience.

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