From the monthly archives:

November 2008

The Peanut Butter and Pickle Sandwich

by Matt Savage on November 25, 2008

It’s midnight.  I’m tired.  I’m hungry.

My stomach is growling. I can’t get to sleep.  Sigh…

I walk to the kitchen and open the refrigerator.  I stand there and stare for what feels like hours.  It’s a disparaging sight.

The top shelf consists of several condiments: ketchup, dijon mustard, a jar of dill pickles, mayonnaise and peanut butter .  The bottom shelf contains a water pitcher, several slices of bread and a half bottle of Italian dressing, which appears to be solidifying before my eyes.

The cupboards are bare.  The nearest pizza joint is closed.  Not a lot options.  What do I do? [click to continue...]

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