BLOWW Job Report

Last night was just amazing. Despite the witty post title it does not involve a blow job but does however involve the BLOWW (Boston League of Women Wrestlers) organization. Yes, last night I went to a women’s wresting match. It was probably the most fun I’ve had in months.

Wingman Stick and I roll into the bar. The place is packed. There is a heavy metal band playing on the stage. I look around and notice that a bunch of the women are dressed up in costumes. One is a nurse, one is a pirate and one is cheerleader. These are some of the women wrestlers.

Approach 75: I notice a cute woman sitting on a bar stool. I approach her and ask if she is wrestling tonight. She laughs at this because she is clearly not in costume like the rest of the wrestlers. She says she is not a wrestler but looked like fun. I ask her if she was going to be a wrestler what would her character be. This got us into a role playing type of conversation where we’d invent different wrestling personas. I eventually eject when her boyfriend shows up and gives me the stare down.

I notice that Wing Woman has arrived with her friend Waitress Wendy. We all chit chat while waiting for the wrestling match to start. I’m bantering with Waitress Wendy and she starts to get really playful with me. I role play with her about picking a wrestling character for her. She begins to lean into me a lot and keeps touching me on the waist and chest. I kino her back. I’m pretty sure it is ON with her.

As soon I’m about to isolate Waitress Wendy, there is an announcement that the match is about to start. We are rushed down to the stage area to watch.

I’m standing around the wrestling ring with Waitress Wendy huddled up next to me. The show begins. A surly announcer comes out dressed in a ridiculous redneck outfit; He is known as Nash DeVille. He begins trash talking to the audience and tells us to get ready for the mayhem.

Two women enter the ring. One is a pirate and the other is a ninja. At first, they take turns with the microphone bitching each other out. Then in a rage of fury they attack each other with their swords. The sword play quickly turns into an all out wrestling match, complete with fake punches, pile drivers, and back breakers. It was absolutely hilarious.

This was just one of many matches that night, each one with it’s own special characters, and it’s own drama. The best part was how well they were able to get the crowd fired up. It was pretty funny having the rowdy crowd booing and cheering different wrestlers. The show finally ends with an all out royal rumble with each wrestler jumping into the ring.

Approach 76: After the dust settles and the crowd disperses, I see one of the wrestlers walking in my direction. I stop her and begin a conversation about the show. I give her some of my ideas for her character. She likes my suggestions and thanks me for watching. She then leaves to change out of her outfit.

Approach 77: I notice another wrestler standing near the bar. I go over and tell her how much I enjoyed the show. We have a brief conversation but she quickly leaves.

Later in the night, a rock band comes on. Our crew of four decides to go and dance in front of the stage. I twirl Wing Woman around a few times and then grab Waitress Wendy’s hand to dance. We strut our stuff for awhile until the girls leave to replenish their drinks.

Approach 78: As I’m standing in front of the stage rocking out, I notice two cuties standing behind me. I can see them checking me out from the corner of my eye. I turn around and make some comment about the band. There is some flirting back and forth but doesn’t go much further because I get dragged back to the dance floor by Wing Woman.

It’s close to the end of the night and I’m at the bar chatting with Wingman Stick when I realize that I haven’t seen Waitress Wendy in awhile. I look around and notice her getting cozy with some other dude. In fact, I see them begin to kiss each other.

I’m not going to lie, I got pretty jealous over this, even though I shouldn’t have. I though I was in pretty good with Waitress Wendy but perhaps I didn’t attract her as well as I thought. What I should have done was isolate her earlier in the night to create some rapport between the two of us. Oh well, lesson learned.

The night is over. Waitress Wendy left with her dude and I share a cab home with Wingman Stick and Wing Woman. It was still a fun night watching wrestling and dancing. I would definitely go to see another BLOWW show again. It might even make a really good date!