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Time to Quit Masturbating

Time to Quit Masturbating

by Matt Savage

At some point last week I had caught a bad cold and ended up waking up on Tuesday feeling like complete ass. Normally, I would just suck it up and go to work but this particular morning the cold was just too much for me to handle. I called in sick.

After waking up around noon, I found myself just moping around the house not really doing anything. I decided to just watch TV in my bed and stay rested. It was a good plan but what ended up happening I wouldn’t really consider resting.

So what does I guy do when he is just lying in bed all day long, bored out of his mind? I’m not going to lie, it was a complete wank-a-thon. I must have whacked off about five times by the end of the night. It was kind of ridiculous and completely excessive. So, why punch the clown this much? Because I could, that’s why.

Now, five times in one day is a lot but to be honest I typically masturbate at least once a day, usually twice, once in the morning and once before going to sleep. It has actually become quite a bad habit. Not that I think there is anything wrong with male masturbation in general, it is just that I’m sure it is lowering my desire to meet and attract women.

I need to change my habits from wanking to going out and work on becoming a pick up artist. If I restrict myself to only releasing my baby batter during sex with women and not by means of punching the clown then it should motivate me more to pursue women…right?

So the goal for the next month, lets say, starting tomorrow and going through the end of November is: No More Masturbating! It’s time to let my natural caveman come out.

I’ll keep y’all posted on how it goes. Who knows, the Halloween festivities are coming up in two days, and with any luck the “no wanking” policy won’t even matter:)

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