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Are you trying to date me?

Are you trying to date me?

by Matt Savage

Ok, went to a party on Saturday night to meet up with a buddy of mine. I show up to the party by myself and am met at the door by a hot babe wearing cowboy boots and cowboy hat. I introduce myself and let her know I’m with my buddy. Now, I only know one person at this whole party so as I walk in everyone, including a bunch of hot babes, are staring at me.

I don’t see my buddy around anywhere and realize I can’t just stand there like a chump. So, I say in loud voice so the whole room can hear me, “HI, I’m M.Savage! Come over and introduce yourselves!” Suddenly four hot babes stand up and come over to introduce themselves and eventually the whole room. Haha, usually I’m not that direct but it seemed to have worked great because I quickly became the center of attention.

Finally, my buddy shows up and he is surprised that I already know everyone. I actually have to introduce people to him, HA! So, I continue to run game on some of the hot babes but my main target is Cowgirl, I just can’t help myself, she was just too damn sexy. Naturally though, every dude at the party is trying to get with her. I relax and play it cool while flirting with other girls and trying to tool some of the other alpha guys.

By the end of the night, things are starting to die down and Cowgirl has blown out every dude in the place. I go in and start running game. She tells me how she is a great dancer and I call her on it. We end up having a dance off which was pretty hilarious. After this, I get her alone in the kitchen and am telling her one of my funny stories and right in the middle of it she blurts out:

“Are you trying to date me?”

WTF! This totally throws me off guard, I’m stunned. I regain my composure realizing it is probably a shit test and I say:

“Whoa there cowgirl! Lets just take this one step at a time, ok”

She gives me a weird look and I continue on talking about something else. Then my buddy walks in with his and tells us to pose for the camera. He takes some pictures of me and Cowgirl in some seductive poses and on the last one she actually licks my ear while the picture is taken…nice;)

Then all of a sudden everyone is leaving the party and Cowgirl disappears into her room (she lives there by the way). I wait a bit to see if she’ll come back out so I can at least get a #close but she fails to materialize. There are no more prospects left so I leave and that’s the end of the night.

Okay, my big question for you guys is: was Cowgirl’s “are you trying to date me?” comment a shit test or possibly an indicator of interest or even a statement of intent? At first I thought it was a shit test but now I’m thinking maybe she was attracted and went GM on me.

Anyone have any thoughts on this?


Dave November 2, 2006 at 6:23 pm

Damn, this has the worst ending ever. Well not ever, but why not knock (softly) on her door to see what’s up?

Modern Savage November 4, 2006 at 7:31 pm


Trust me, I definitely thought about knocking on the door, but my thinking was that I didn’t want to seem creepy or desperate. Not sure if that was the correct reaction or not. Perhaps I should get some female input on the whole “knocking on the door” thing.

Rose February 2, 2011 at 11:40 am

She was trying to get you to like her, kind of like the girl hits boy because she likes him.

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